Nemo Liquid Machine

Have you ever looked at a mysterious, glowing, bubbly green liquid and thought, "I should put that in a giant brass canister with loose wiring?" Of course you haven't! But a mad scientist did, and now you can buy it on sale. Whether you're trying to brew the ultimate logic potion, clone your favorite houseplant, or simply light up your basement in an ominous neon hue, this contraption gets the job done. Side effects may include spontaneous glowing, localized gravity anomalies, or an uncontrollable urge to cackle loudly at the sky.